I Wanna Get Married

I wanna get married

Yes, I need a spouse

I want a nice leave it to beaverish

Golden retriever

And a little white house

I wanna get married

I need to cook meals

I wanna pack you cute little lunches

For my Brady Bunches

Then read Danielle Steele

I wanna escape

This rat race I've created

I'm feelin' enervated

I don't care if I make it

I just want to bake a sugar cake for you

To take to work in the morn

And I'll stay home

Cleaning the dishes

And keeping your wishes all warm

I wanna get married

That's why I was born

I wanna partake in bake sales for the classroom

I wanna hear the sweet tune

Of Sally's little vroom-vroom

As she zooms around my broom

As I exhume the gloom

Of my shallow life

I wanna be simple and honest and dimpled

'Cause I am your wife

I will never tarry, I'm not even torn

I wanna get married

That's why I was born