I Want To Be Like Everybody Else

Dressing up when the world is Levi Strauss

Dressing down when tuxedos fill the house

Going out when the rest are coming home

Coming home when the rest are going out

And when I'm broke and really down

Everybody's throwing tons around

And when I finally get my pay

Everyone's in India or so they say

I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be

I want to be like everybody else

I want to be like everybody else

Gravity don't work on me

I want to be like everybody else

Drink your milk, then your coke

Then your rye

First you're born, then you live

Then you die

First you cry, then you sing, then

You moan

First you're wet, then you're dry

Then you're bone

It's such a one, two, three affair

Where did I go wrong, I'm stuck out here

I'm stuck, it's up to you

Hold me so tight they think I'm you

I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be

I wanna be

I want to be like everybody else

I want to be like everybody else

Gravity don't work on me

I want to be like everybody else