I Wish Everyday Would Be Christmas
Timmy: Xmas day is here once more
Wanda: Gifts and love and joy galore
Cosmo: A special day that wipes the floor
Timmy+Cosmo+Wanda: With the other 364
Timmy: I wish everyday could be Xmas
'cause Santa brings gifts every year;
He's reading my list
He's feeding the deer
He's hauling my gifts from the North Pole to here
I wish everyday could be Xmas
'cause every other holiday reeks;
New Year's Day's for mom and dad
The Easter bunny's eggs smell really bad
Valentine's Day always makes me sad
Dad: 'cause Timmy just can't get a girlfriend
Timmy: What?
Cosmo+Wanda: I wish everyday could be Xmas
'cause nice fairies get their rewards
Wanda: I got pudding, I got slacks
Cosmo: I got all my back hair waxed
Wanda+Cosmo: Santa grants wishes while we relax
Cosmo: And Timmy still can't get a girlfriend
Timmy: Stop that!
Timmy: There's just no other day like Xmas
My family stays here, it's real cool
Just me, mom and dad
I'm so very glad
There's no Vicki, no Vicki, no school
Cosmo: ... And no Vicki
Timmy: Right!
Timmy: I wish everyday could be Xmas
And I guess the best gift of all
My parents stay home to say:
Mum+Dad: "We love you, Noggy"
Dad: Mine!
Timmy: Wouldn't Xmas each day be the coolest of all
I wish it were Xmas
How I wish it were Xmas
I wish it were Xmas each day.