I Wish I Had an Evil Twin
I wish I had an evil twin
running â"š¬â"ž¢round doing people in
I wish I had a very bad
and evil twin to do my will
to call and conquer, cut and kill
just like I would
if I werenâ"š¬â"ž¢t good
and if I knew where to begin
down and down we go
how low no one would know
sometimes the good life wears thin
I wish I had an evil twin
my evil twin would lie and steal
and he would stink of sex appeal
all men would writhe
beneath his scythe
heâ"š¬â"ž¢d send the pretty ones to me
and they would think that I was he
Iâ"š¬â"ž¢d hurt them and Iâ"š¬â"ž¢d go scot free
Iâ"š¬â"ž¢d get no blame and feel no shame
â"š¬â"ž¢cause evilâ"š¬â"ž¢s not my cup of tea
down and down we go
how low one would not need to know
all my life there should have been
an evil twin