I wish I was a drunk again
I wish I was a drunk again
I wish I was a drunk again
things were much easier then my friend
I wish I was a drunk again
I'd never read the paper
be putting 'em away or sleeping it off
behind a trail of noxious vapor
10 years I never voted once
so I never got the scar
but I always knew it was election day
because they always closed the bar
I wish I was a drunk again
I wish I was a drunk again
I wish I was a drunk again
all the ladies knew me well
and as long as the Yuengling held out
I was persona nonpareil
a few wars might fly on by
and a few president's too
towers could rise towers could fall
but I only have eyes for you
if it wasn't for the almost dying thing
and waking up in drool
with my liver sitting next to me
on it's own bar stool...
I'd wish I was a drunk again
things were much easier then my friend
I'd wish I was a drunk again
things were much easier then my friend
I wish I was drunk again
things were much easier then
should I sleep upside down or underneath
it's fun to play remember when
a patriotic son of a gun
George Bush would look good to me
I always removed my John Deere cap
before I went to pee
I wish I was a drunk again
I wish I was a drunk again
if it wasn't for the almost dying thing
and waking up in drool
with my liver sitting next to me
on it's own bar stool"¦