I'd Like To Hate Myself In The Morning

I'd like to hate myself in the morning

And raise a little hell tonight

I've got the urge to carouse

And maybe raise a few brows

Cut loose and pull all the stops out

Who cares if they call the cops out

I'd like to wake at noon feeling guilty

And know that somehow, something isn't quite right

I'd like to hate myself in the morning

And raise a little hell tonight

I'd like to hate myself in the morning

And raise a little hell tonight

I've got the urge to carouse

And maybe raise a few brows

Cut loose and pull all the stops out

Who cares if they call the cops out

I'd like to wake at noon feeling guilty

And know that somehow, something isn't quite right

I'd like to hate myself in the morning

And wonder who I kissed

And wonder who I missed

I just might hate myself in the morning

But what a dandy time tonight!