Ideal Employee #743
Im just lookin for a job,
Maybe I could mow your lawn,
Cool lemonade in the warm suburban sun,
After the job was done, cause
I WAS IDEAL EMPLOYEE #743
I KEEP MY EYES OPEN
AND MY MOUTH SHUT
AND I DONT TAKE FROM THE TILL
YOU GAVE ME A NUMBER
BUT MY NAME IS BILL
Im just lookin for a job,
Somethin to keep me occupied,
I wanted to save the world,
But that doesnt pay,
Im back on the streets today,
I WAS IDEAL EMPLOYEE #743
I CAN PASS YOUR PISS TEST
THEN YOU CAN PISS ON ME
IM UNDER THE GUN
IN THE LAND OF THE FREE
And Ill do a good job for you,
Yeah Ill do my best,
And Ill do everything for you,
Ill do my best
I WAS IDEAL EMPLOYEE #743
THEY PROMISED THE WORLD TO ME
BUT I DIDNT GET ANYTHING
PROGRESS MARCHES ON, AN SO SHOULD I
UNDER THE GUN IN THE LAND OF THE FREE
I WAS PROUD TO BE 743
HERES TO YOU 744.
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