Idiot Boyfriend
Oh, Ah
I know what you want, and I know what you need.
But I'm goin' screw it up, yeah
'Cause I'm an idiot, and I'm your boyfriend, yes I am.
I'm goin' take you out, and leave my wallet home.
Then I use your cellphone, baby, long distance, and I'm your boyfriend.
Baby I know I'm a man who's made mistakes.
I still got some learning to do.
I made out with your best friend the other day
And now we're best friends too, Yeah Yeah
And I know what you want, and I know what you need.
But I'm goin' screw it up, yeah
'Cause I'm and idiot, and I'm your boyfriend, yes I am.
And I'm goin' get you a gift,
Hey! But it's something I like too.
Hope you like this Norelco beard trimmer with my name on it,
And I'm your boyfriend.
Hey da da da da da da da da da
Da da da da da da da da
Goin' get real drunk, and call my baby up
At four o'clock in the morning
Wake you up. I'm an idiot!
Pick up the phone, come on. I love you.
Lets get in my dad's SUV, And we'll go over to my house,
My crib, my pad. I'll tell my mom to go to sleep.
Then we'll have the living room all to ourselves, you see.
We'll put on some great DVD's I picked up.
How bout like, something like the Matrix.
Oh
Ah
I can turn my boombox up,
And make the bass smack the side of my mom's couch
Yeah!
Hey baby you like fine cooking?
Cause you know what?
I got a Swanson's dinner in the freezer with your name on it.
Check it out
Yeah!
I got a permanent wave, yeah! I got an Ogilvy home perm, baby
Uh! I honk the horn can you honk the horn?
Can you honk the horn? Let me hear you honk it! Come on!
Let me hear you say uh uh! Yeah
Let me hear you say uh uh uh! yeah
Let me hear you say uh uh! Yeah
Let me hear you say uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh yeah!
Let me hear you say uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh yeah!