i got a spread in oklahoma
stretch as far as the eyes can see
well i got my own little mountain
(oh hell, listen to this)
(yeah well, check this baby)
well i'd love me a man who could
well i'd love me a man who had
the guts to sing this song
oh, we ain't supposed to sing yet
you're too stupid to be a woman
i'd be struck on some beach somewhere
(ah that's a good one right there)
in my badonka donkin' way,
everybody'd stop and stare
your talkin about a long legged woman
no, i'd love a man like me
uh, you sounded like a woman