Ask me how do I feel
now that we're cosy and clinging
Well sir, all I can say, is if I were a bell I'd be ringing!
From the moment we kissed tonight
That's the way I've just gotta behave
Boy, if I were a lamp I'd light
Ask me how do I feel, little me with my quiet upbringing
Well sir, all I can say is if I WERE A gate I'd be swinging!
And if I were a watch I'd start popping my springs!
Or if I were a bell I'd go ding dong, ding dong ding!
Ask me how do I feel from this chemistry lesson I'm learning.
Well sir, all I can say is if I were a bridge I'd be burning!
Yes, I knew my moral would crack
From the wonderful way that you LOOKED!
Boy, if I were a duck I'd quack!
AND if I were a goose I'd be cooked!
Ask me how do I feel,
now that we're fondly caressing
Well, if I were a salad I know I'd be splashing my dressing
Oh, If I were a season
I'D SURELY be spring
yes, or if I were a bell I'd go
ding dong, ding dong ding!