If You Ain't Lovin' (You Ain't Livin')
If you got a Cadillac, boy
And a forty room shack, boy
A bucket full of money
And a tree full of honey
But if you're gettin' no huggin'
No smoochin' or a muggin'
If you ain't lovin'
Then you ain't livin'
If you ridin' on a gravy train
Instead of walkin' down lover's lane
You can't make hay, boy
'Cause you're on the goin' the wrong way, boy
You gotta get a little honey
It's better than money
If you ain't lovin'
Then you ain't livin'
If they call you a big man
'Cause you got a lot of bottom land
If you're kin to the President
And you help from the Government
But if you're gettin' no attention
You're better off on a pension
If you ain't lovin'
Then you ain't livin'
If you got a string of long cards
And you're smokin' them four-bit cigars
You ain't so well to do
Unless you get a little coochy-coo
It takes a little bit of smackin'
Or your life's lackin'
If you ain't lovin'
Then you ain't livin'