Hi there you may not have heard of me
But I'm Jo-Jo the Dog-Faced Man
They don't try to get too close to me
They don't think that anybody can
I'm not like other guys you see
That much is pretty obvious
But hey there, I was just thinking
That if you close your eyes
If you have another drink and then you'll see
That if you close your eyes
Maybe you'd love a freak like me
Hey there I caught the show the other night
The greatest show on earth or so I'd heard
There was something I could recognize in you
Forgive me if I don't have the words
I think I saw you in row 13, aisle 5
Yes that's where I am every night
So hey there (hey there)
I was just thinking
That if we close our eyes
If we have another drink and then we'll see
That if we close our eyes
Maybe you'd love someone like me
Maybe you'd love someone like me