If You Wanna Know

[Dizzy Dustin]

My mother told me if you got it there's no need to flaunt it

Cause everything I'll get depends on just how bad I want it

I said this to myself one day, minding my own beeswax

When this big, buff tough guy stepped to me

And I'm like "Ease back, sleezestack!"

Before I knock your big butt silly

He then pulled out a gun, I gave him a hug and said "Don't kill me."

You don't wanna waste a bullet on a bum like me, scum like me

I want my mommy, help me somebody

He started pulling my arm and jerkin me (Oww!)

Stop it man, you're hurting me

Reminded I had a gun to my head

So I said ok certainly, you the man (Need a hand?)

Where's Superman when you need him?

Should I feed him a knuckle sandwich

Or play possum and stop breathing?

[Andy Cooper]

I'm leavin, competition's cool and all of that

But I didn't get into rap to be attacked

I'm packin my backpack strap to bust a thinkin cap

And just laugh at the people who don't know how to act

See the derailed hate the on track, in fact

That's why I'm lookin out like the Hubble

Telescope lens for the trouble

See when you're as tight as Bowser's trousers

Or "Saturday Night Fever" slacks

Macks and G's attack, hopin you flee

Steady mobbin like Robinson Crusoe

It's as primitive as can be

[Chorus]

Now if you (if you) wanna know (wanna know)

The real deal about the crew

Well, don't you know (don't you know)

We're Ugly Duckling, and we're doing it just for you

I said, if you (if you) don't know (don't know)

The real deal about the crew

Well, don't you know (don't you know)

We're Ugly Duckling, and we're doing it just for you

[Dizzy Dustin] + (Andy Cooper)

Sometimes I feel I've got to run away

I've got to find a place to play like my own sandbox

So I can do a Mr. Spock (and use my Vulcan mind)

To leave the grit and grind behind the foul line

Shootin two, who's the owl giving a hoot (Not you)

Help Woodsy spread the word to the so called nerd

To stay Huffy tough luff or get knocked on his duff

By a vulgar ogre, holder of all the hall passes

(Who broke into my locker and he smashed my glasses)

Courage fled Herman's head but it was too late to back out

He took my lunch sack and went to the rack like Jerry Stackhouse

(Oooh!!) blackout, out comes the mouthpiece

But the Mick he quickly picked me back up on my feet

I said, look over there (Over where?) over there he looked

A left hook had him shook (That's the oldest trick in the book)

I followed through with the 1, 2, knockin him on his keister

Then leavin the barrio I said ("Adios mister")

Pale rider, saddle bags tied tight

(Happy trails...) into the night

...

[Chorus]

Now if you (if you) wanna know (wanna know)

The real deal about the crew

Don't you know (don't you know)

We're Ugly Duckling, and we're doing it just for you

I said, if you (if you) don't know (don't know)

The real deal about the crew

Don't you know (don't you know)

We're Ugly Duckling, and we're doing it just for you

Don't you know (don't you know)

We're Ugly Duckling, and we're doing it just for you

Don't you know (don't you know)

We're Ugly Duckling, and we're doing it just for you