I'll Have You All

LEIGH BOWERY

LEIGH

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the biggest freak of all?

LEIGH

I've had a man or two

In fact I've had a few

In dark and dingy places

I've fallen to my knees

And begged a stranger please

A world of lust and lipstick traces

I've had lawyers, doctors, judges and thugs

And I never, never, never ask their names

Hungry faces in the dark

Dirty deeds in the park

And before you ask

I feel no shame

Fat, thin, old, young, tiny meat, well hung

White, black, half-chat

Did you see the size of that

Rough, shy, Greek, Thai

Hairy, scary, straight or bi

I'll have them all

I'll have you all

I never fall in love

I just can't get enough

Of boys with pretty faces

Warm bed or Russell Square

A cottage here or there

Those charming, old familiar places

I've had lawyers, doctors, judges and thugs

And I never, never, never ask their names

Hungry faces in the dark

Dirty deeds in the park

And before you ask

I feel no shame

LEIGH, BILLY AND PHILIP

Fat, thin, old, young, tiny meat, well hung

White, black, half-chat

Did you see the size of thatRough, shy, Greek, Thai

Hairy, scary, straight or bi

LEIGH

I'll have you all

I'll have you all

I probably have anyway!