I'll Throw My Toys Around

featuring Elvis Costello

I've got no time for fairy stories,

I'm not a little girl.

So you can leave me all alone

and turn off the lights as well.

If you are frightened then listen

but I don't think you'd like it.

.Such a nice kid.

Nobody's looking now,

I'll throw my toys around.

Somebody's being very bad,

I wonder who it can be.

Somebody's gonna get in trouble

I know it isn't me.

I'm just a little angel

'Betcha don't know what I've done

when your back's turned.

Nobody's looking now,

I'll throw my toys around.

Pick up those building blocks

Chop off the baby's locks

Swing dolly by the hair

Put down that teddy bear

Slam dunk the happy clown

..I throw my toys around.

I've got no time for bedtime stories,

I'm not a little child.

Everything makes me furious

and everything makes me wild.

If you are frightened then whistle

and I'll come on unto you

Where's you boo-hoo?

Nobody's looking now,

I'll throw my toys around.