I'm A Chicken

Art Paul Schlosser
I'm a chicken
I'm a chicken
I'm a chicken
I'm a chicken
And I don't want to be eaten by KFC
Colonel Sanders is coming for me
But I just want to be free
And I don't want to be eaten as KFC
So do you think you've got a place you might hide me
You know like so no one can find me
Like not in the microwave
No I don't want to be eaten
I'm a chicken
I'm a chicken
I'm a chicken
I'm a chicken
Bock bock bock bock bock bock bock bock
Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck
Bock bock bock bock bock bock bock bock
I'm a chicken
I'm a chicken
And I don't want to be eaten at KFC
And I don't want to be eaten at Burger King
Yeah I don't want to be eaten at Wendy's too
That's not something I want to do
I want to be free
To walk around
Everywhere
Without anyone
Wondering where's my underwear
I'm wearing feathers
Those are my clothes
I'm not naked you know
I'm not like human's they need hair
I'm a chicken
I'm a chicken
I'm a chicken
I'm a chicken
And I don't want to be eaten at KFC