I'm a Hero

I'm the strongest man in world

A really really bad motherfucker

I'm the prettiest guy on this side of the street

I'm the handsome one, always neat neat neat

I'm a living legend, I'm a hero

My ego equals zero

I'm the best lover you will ever meet

A man of women, I'm super chic

I play guitar and I can sing

I can! y like Ali in the ring

I read books and I can cook

I'm here and there everywhere you look

I could be president but I ain't no fool

I'm so smooth and I keep it cool

I know him and I know her

All of them and Denis the dealer

The boys meet the girls now

We gonna have a party, we gonna have fun

The boys join the girls now

We gonna have a party, we gonna have fun

Compared to me Indiana Jones is a sissy

And James Bond isn't even worth a penny

I know my letters from A to Z

And all the numbers to infinity

I taught the Jacksons how to dance

And Romeo & Juliet, love & romance

I'm international, I'm a hero

Bigger than the Beatles & the Stones

I'm cold blooded like a cobra

Brighter than Sun Ra

I'm so smart, I even play darts

I'm so fast I leave you at the start

I'm older than the planet earth

Older than the moon and the sun

I'm the god, the father, the son and the word

I'm just me, happy as can be.