I'm A Mountain
Well now how did they get that lady on TV
Laughing so naturally
For a Wal-Mart ad
Is it not as bad as I thought?
There's a woman sending poisonous mail
And they caught her now she's sitting in jail
While the weather station forecasts hail
From the tropics
Oh I spent the day in a shopping mall
Through the biggest storm of the century
I'm a mountain
I'm a mountain like you said to be
The sports man and his double chin
Don't listen to me in this state I'm in
Saying things about people that I don't know
Well it's just that way when you get hurt
And the things you need you're made to work
You must decide if you will die or grow
Oh I spent the day in a shopping mall
Through the biggest storm of the century
I'm a mountain
I'm a mountain
Like you said to be