I'm a real man, I got a real guitar I'm a real man, don't even know where the boys are Don't want to frighten you little girl, you're so sweet and nice Don't want to have to tell you twice
I'm goin' to rock like a real man Don't get no shock from that elevator music in your computer program How'd you like to rock with a real man?
Yes I'm a real man, baby, I'm not lyin' I'm thirty-four years old now and I still don't mind dyin' You can put the voodoo on me, girl There's nothing I can't dodge Just check out this Roller in my garage
Kids, these days, I'm talkin' about these young folk About as wild as Pollyanna after she growed up After a hard day at the Casiotone they just don't want to live They're about as dangerous as a junior executive
I'm goin' to rock like a real man Don't get no shock from that elevator music in your computer program How'd you like to rock with a real man?
There's only one of 2672 women that I know Who would gladly pay my bail
Now you might say I'm just some fool on a boast But I wasn't gonna hear ya girl from coast to coast This ain't Dan Rather talkin', this ain't the president's son I'm still gonna have my fun
I'm goin' to rock like a real man Don't get no shock from that elevator music in your computer program How'd you like to rock with a real man? Turn off that elevator music in your computer program How'd you like to rock with a real man? Turn off that elevator music, in your computer program Come on and rock with a real man!