I'm A Telly Addict!

I don't need a doctor, I don't need a drugstore

I don't need an injection, I need to put the telly on.

Got me in a cold sweat, I don't need no cigarette

Sh sh sh shakin' like a jelly fish, I need a satellite dish

There's no doubt that I miss nowt, a TV I can't do without

Anything you get on yer television set I'll watch it...

[Chorus:]

I'm a telly, I'm a telly,telly I'm addicted

Telly I'm a telly, I can tell I am addicted

I'm a telly, I'm a telly, telly I'm addicted

Telly I'm a telly, I can tell I am addicted

I like to keep a step ahead, a TV in the garden shed

& with a telly in the bog, I never miss the epilogue

Dynasty or Daktari, a broadcast by the Tory party

I'm a telly...[guitar bit]

It's no surprise I've got square eyes, anyone could predict

I'm TV mad, I'm a telly addict!

I'm a man in great pain, the box is on the blink again

I don't need no morphine, I need a television screen

Documentaries, there's no degrees, I'll even watch a film

if it's

in Chinese

A speech from the Queen, though I'm not very keen. I'll

watch it...

I'm a telly...

Coz I'm addicted