I'm Headed Your Way, Jose
They're comin' across the border by the thousands everyday
Lookin' for a better life in the good ol' U.S.A.
Well, everybody's talkin' about the aliens invadin'
While I'm savin' every dime for a Mexican vacation
Me, I'm headed your way, hasta luego Jose
You say 'Hola', I'll say 'Hi'
When I pass you at the border slap me a high five
You better pack a poncho â€~cause it sure gets cold up here
Me, I'm headed south for hot women and cheap beer
Here's the keys to my Chevrolet
You can have the house and the bills I pay
Welcome to the good ol' U.S.A.
I'm headed your way, Jose
Cuervo that is
Lil' sunshine, some margaritas
Cabo San Lucas, maybe go see Chichinitza
I love that word
Up here we work our asses off just tryin' to get ahead
But you can't spend a dollar if you've worked yourself to death
From what I hear you way of life is an afternoon siesta
Then back to work for a little while for an all night long fiesta
Me, I'm headed your way
Well, sounds to me like a pretty fair trade
You say 'Hola', I'll say 'Hi'
When I pass you at the border slap me a high five
You better pack a poncho â€~cause it sure gets cold up here
Me, I'm headed south for hot women and cheap beer
Here's the keys to my Chevrolet
You can have the house and the bills I pay
Welcome to the good ol' U.S.A.
I'm headed your way, Jose
White sandy beaches
Pesos and jalapenos
Palm trees, ocean breeze
Ah man, Dos Equis
Well, you say 'Hola', I'll say 'Hi'
When I pass you at the border slap me a high five
You better pack a poncho â€~cause you'll freeze your ass off here
Me, I'm headed south for hot women and cheap beer
Here's the keys to my Chevrolet
You can have the house and the bills I pay
Me, I'm kickin' back in the Mexican shade
I'm headed your way, Jose
Yeah, I'm hittin' the road, man
Give me a little burro to ride on
You can have my car, that gas is killin' me