'Cause my pants are really too low 'Cause I got holes in my shoes 'Cause I'm working sixty a week You think that life is really tough When your pappy won't buy Take a girl out she won't fuck you After you just brought her a gram of coke You spent all your money on shitty coke I'm not a loser! That's right, Cruise down the boulevard Wasting Mommy's gas while you're Looking for kicks on Friday night And decide how you're gonna get You are a fucking son-of-a-bitch