I'm Sure Ben Franklin Wanted It This Way

Here's a list of what I can say...

"liberate, support, and the american way.."

I can talk about war but only if I woof

I'll have my mic cut off it I goof

I can spill my blood for liberty

but if i ask questions they'll inject me

to make me as good as I can be

it's for my own good don't you see

These are things I can do and say

and a few I can't in Americay....

I can march but only off to war

o marching in front of department stores

I can hang only the red white and blue

blue white and red and they'll hang you

I can accept what's been termed classified

or spend my days smelling like formaldehyde

I can beat my chest with monkey pride

or be wiretapped from the inside

These are things I can do and say

and a few I can't in Americay....

I can watch Fox News with a paper and pen

and jot down notes when you say when

better not turn it off and look to the east

where the boys are gathered at Cheney's feast

I can support the troops and watch them die

but can't dare out loud actually wonder why

I can vote republican down the line

to save the country from the raghead slime

These are things I can do and say

and a few I can't in Americay

I'm sure Ben Frankin wanted it this way...

in junior's Americay