I'm The Only Gay Eskimo

I'm the only gay eskimo

I'm the only one I know

I'm the only gay eskimo

In my tribe

I go out seal hunting with my best friend Tarka

But all I wanna do is get into his parka

I'm the only gay eskimo

In my tribe

Well .. me an nut fluck chuck buck, we both like blubber

But me I've got this crazy fetish for rubber

I'm the only gay eskimo

In my tribe

I make a wish on the northern lights

That I could get a decent pair of whale skin tights

I'm the only gay eskimo

In my tribe

And the seals they sing now

*seal noises*

These cold winter nights are taking their toll

I even get excited when I see the north pole

See the north pole

I'm the only gay eskimo

I'm the only one I know

I'm the only gay eskimo

In my tribe