In Real Life There Is No Algebra

I'm waging war against me

I'm trying to free my mind, you see

I think I am quite insane

Trying to find my reptile brain

But then I'm gonna nuke it

Then I'm gonna send the motherf**ker flying...

byebye brain...

I looked into the eyes of an idiot

and in him I saw myself

People walking by,

disgusted faces at a distance

They seem to think they're better,

Man you know that is a lie

but it's hard to see a peer in one with

whom you can't identify

I gazed into the eyes of the madman

and I saw, and I saw, and I saw myself

All these little things we do, our way of life,

We're babies, repeating everything we see,

stem-celled from TV

Looking back I wonder if it was just a huge

lack of discipline

That stopped me from ever learning algebra

Maybe I'm just too dumb

(monkey see, monkey do)

I've found my sole purpose

I need to evolve, and fast

when we talk, if I nod off

smack my face, I won't be cross

Teach me as you would a

Teach me as you would a dog

strapped to my lazy-chair

sitting in the living room where

I watch Discovery all day long

Evolving as I sing this song:

I'm a Modern Einstein,

I'm a Modern Einstein

I'm a Modern Einstein,

I'm a Modern Einstein

I'm a Modern Einstein,

I'm a Modern Einstein