In This Town Everything Is Wonderful
In this town everything is wonderful
In this town everything is wonderful
In this town everything is wonderful
In this Goddamn town.
We moved to town-
The Mrs. and me
To settle down
On a quiet street.
We had tall trees,
Butterflies, bumblebees.
This town has everything you need.
So we set up house
We planted seeds.
When they came up,
We pulled the weeds.
There's a church on every street
Birkenstocks for your feet-
This town has everything you need.
In this town everything is wonderful
In this town everything is wonderful
In this town everything is wonderful
In this Goddamn town.
They have pitchforks at the park
There's a curfew when it's dark-
This town has everything you need.
They have a school patrolled by rats
They won't put up with this or that.
They stamp out little boys
When they make too much noise-
This town has everything you need.
In this town everything is wonderful
In this town everything is wonderful
In this town everything is wonderful
In this town everything is wonderful
In this town everything is wonderful
In this town everything is wonderful
In this Goddamn town.