Once upon a moderate Father's day
They shoved a microphone inside me
Boy was my face red when it went fake
I am covered in glistening chicken fat
Dreaming drawbridge openings
Trying in vain to explain
All this regret to myself
Would that I could gently hover
Above it all like banana leaves
The birds shall give their shrill salute
As you scatter my remains
In the next life reincarnated as an inflatable ape on the roof of a car dealership
Sent a poem through a drive through bank teller tube
Written in some ancient alphabet
It said: just because you're thinking about killing yourself
Doesn't mean you're really thinking about killing yourself
The teller sent back my receipt
And then I heard you shouting out to me
From deep inside of a museum
In the middle of an earthquake
Artefacts break all around you
Would that I could go in the garage and shut the door
Would that you would not have to worry any more
Over your head the planes descend
You set a stone upon my grave
In the next life reincarnated as an inflatable ape on the roof of a car dealership