I'm good at wasting time
I think lyrics need to rhyme
And you're not asking
But I'm trying to grow a mustache
I eat cheese, but only on pizza, please
And sometimes on a homemade quesadilla
Otherwise it smells like feet to me
And I, I really like it when the moon looks like a toenail
And I love it when you say my name
If you wanna know
Here it goes
Gonna tell you
There's a part of me I show if we're close
Gonna let you see everything
But remember that you asked for it
I'll try to do my best to impress
But it's easier to let you take a guess at the rest
But you wanna hear what lives in my brain
And my heart
Well, you asked for it for your perusing
At times confusing, slightly amusing
Introducing me
I never trust a dog to watch my food
And I like to use to the word "dude"
As a noun, or an adverb, or an adjective
And I, I've never really been into cars
I like really cool guitars and superheroes
And checks with lots of zeros on 'em
I love the sound of violins
And making someone smile
If you wanna know
Here it goes
Gonna tell you
There's a part of me I show if we're close
Gonna let you see everything
But remember that you asked for it
I'll try to do my best to impress
But it's easier to let you take a guess at the rest
But you wanna hear what lives in my brain
And my heart
Well, you asked for it for your perusing
At times confusing, possibly amusing
Introducing me
Well, you probably know more than you ever wanted to
So be careful when you ask next time
So if you wanna know
Here it goes
Gonna tell you
There's a part of me I show if we're close
Gonna let you see everything
But remember that you asked for it
I'll try to do my best to impress
But it's easier to let you take a guess at the rest
But you wanna hear what lives in my brain
And my heart
Well, you asked for it for your perusing
At times confusing, hopefully amusing
Introducing me
Introducing me