I'm a product of the nation
My Nintendo's on the floor
Momma's banging at my door
But I don't wanna understand
It just feels like a Saturday
Cuz it feels like a Saturday
I was raised by the television
Jerry Springer was my dad
If Martha Stewart was my mother
And Aaron Carter was my brother
I'm a product of the nation
They won't stop screaming
And I don't think they understand
But I don't wanna understand