To start a war for no apparent reason is okay
So's blowing up civilians from a thousand miles away
Humiliating prisoners is cool, but being gay
Is immoral! (It's immoral!)
There's no room for fairies in this man's military
In the heat of war, they're just a liability
They lack the moral fibre to commit atrocities
And they're immoral! (They're immoral!)
Our weapons are too heavy for their floppy little wrists
Everybody knows they can't be taught to use their fists
In close combat, would they be prepared to shoot
If they thought the enemy was cute?
So boys, be proud to represent the world's last superpower
Blaze away and giggle as your enemies flee and cower
Just don't be checking out each other's winkies in the shower
'Cause that's immoral! (That's immoral!)