I knew a guy his name was Jim
I wish just anyone could have told him
To keep his fingers from Jacks car
"˜cause Jack mend that his car was very rare
I knew this guy his name was Jim
I wish Jack could have hold in
"˜cause to smash Jim's head through a window
Was an overreaction that could cause death some day
Chorus:
I can't receive her
What to do what to say
It depends on the day
Jack had a date at five a clock
He didn't want to give her a shock
"˜Cause Jims head was pretty deform
And the blood pool around him was enormous
No doubt that Jim was dead
"˜cause everything in the room was pretty red
The date arrived and she passed out
and Jack ended up in prison with his father who wasn't proud
I can't receive her
What to do what to say
It depends on the day
C'mon?
Chorus:
I can't receive her
What to do what to say
It depends on the day