A bouvier till her wedding day
Mama layed me on the front lawn
And prayed for Jackie's strength
Never thought my day would come
My bridesmaids getting laid
I pray for Jackie's strength
Say you know what you want
You said we were the real thing
So I show you some more and I learn
Say you know you can trun
Stickers licked on lunch boxes
Worshipping David Cassidy
Sleep-overs Beene's got some pot
You're only popular with anorexia
So I turn myself inside out
Say you know what you want
You said we were the real thing
So I show you some more and I learn
Say you know you can trun
I got lost on my wedding day
But virgins always get backstage
No matter what they've got to say
If you love enough you'll lie a lot
Guess they did in camelot
Mama's waiting on my front lawn
Say you know what you want
You said we were the real thing
So I show you some more and I learn