There's a Japanese woman that lives in my closet
Eats up all my food when she thinks I'm at the office
I came home one day to find she gone away
Why do you wanna hurt me?
On my way to work, I'm lost in my hair
Every turn I take, I hope that she's there
She lived in my closet for a year, now she's gone
How could I ever go wrong?
Have you gone and lost your mind?
Why'd you let her stay so long?
???
Now my brother's old and back from Japan
He came home a shattered excuse for a man
I don't know what happened, but your sun is broken
Have you gone and lost your mind?
Why'd you let her stay so long?
???
Oh man, my brother went to Japan
He got caught up in the culture and he says he's never comin' home
He never wants to talk to me and never takes my call
Tell me, brother, why so cold?
Have you gone and lost your mind?
Why'd you let her stay so long?
???