Jaw Knee Music
Johnny has a problem
Johnny is out of control
He had a TV party
With the kids in the black hole
Stealing people's mail
And lynching the landlord
Things to do when angry
Young and bored
Johnny was only a lad
Johnny hates the scene
First he hit an old man
Then he hit and run Pauline
The record player spinning
The best times I never had
So why do my old records
Make me sad?
'Cause they're so bad
And no one seems to understand
The glory of guitar when out of tune
The off timing, the singers who can't sing
The beauty of flaw
He's a teenage vegetable
This is the last resort
He's got PCP in his veins
He lives inside a quart
Johnny is a punk rocker
Johnny, is he queer?
Johnny needed two bags
And a car to commandeer
Johnny wasn't liked much
But he had a lot of friends
Waits on stage, eating ludes
A mindless brainwashed pig
Johnny was a good man
Till the day that he got shot
He had a jacked up Chevy
That could blow you off the spot
Johnny always needs
More than he takes
Forgets a couple chords
Forgets a couple breaks
Johnny says he's bound by only
Six strings to this world
Johnny Quest hates sellout bands
And Johnny Punk snorts retilin'
And Johnny is an angry amputee