I take pride in Jersey hearts
This is just who we are.
We don't pump our gas or our fists
We're obnoxious, rude and conceited
Lets get a few things straight
Jersey shore does not represent my state
We don't pump our fists or our gas
We don't gel our hair or get cheap tans
We go to diners to end the night
Or drive to the Atlantic and enjoy the sights
So let's clap our hands maybe we can dance
Throw some Bon Jovi on scream "This is our Jam!"
(The Stone Pony)
You'll find your favorite band at Starland
Maybe the School Of Rock Or Hangar84
I represent the 732 Spotswood New Jersey
You know how I do.
From this garden to the grave
I'll leave with pride because I'm part of this state
And these Jersey Girls will make your heart go wild
Just one smile I swear it's worth the while.
Oh this is such a beautiful place
But these sickening people put my home to shame
There's a reason we get so uptight
It seems our home's just a stereotype
We're Americas best kept secret
We rank in to top ten of the countries smartest.
Oh we have the star power too
Let name drop some favorites just to name a few:
(Bruce Willis, Tom Cruise)
Bon Jovi, Zach Braff, Danny DeVito, Michael Douglas
Kirsten Dunst, Kal Penn, Frank Sinatra,
Tara Reid, Paul Rudd, John C. McGinley,
Joel Silver, Kevin Smith
Bruce Springsteen, and John Travolta.
Saves The Day, Thursday, The Gaslight Anthem
Folly, Midtown, Misfits, Early November
Senses Fail, Catch-22, The Bouncing Souls and
Years Gone By, Streetlight, My Chemical Romance
I represent the 732 Spotswood New Jersey
You know how I do.
From this garden to the grave
I'll leave with pride because I'm part of this state
And these Jersey Girls will make your heart go wild
Just one smile I swear it's worth the while.
Oh this is such a beautiful place
But these sickening people put my home to shame