Jesus I Was Evil

I used to do lots of things...

I used to do things and I'd say things

And Jesus I was evil

Take things and break things

And Jesus I was evil

I never shook babies

I never beat no ladies

I used to crash parties and Maseratis

And uh I was evil

Go places and pull faces

And Jesus I was evil

I never shook babies

I never beat no ladies

But Jesus I was evil

Jesus I was evil

He never shook babies

He never beat no ladies

Now I help old ladies cross the street, and I

Now I shine the shoes upon my feet, and I

Now I grow the food that feeds the homeless in the streets, and I

Comb my hair one billion times a week, and I

Say my prayers before I go to sleep at night

I never shook babies

I could never beat no ladies

I never shook babies

I never beat no ladies

But Jesus I was evil

Jesus I was evil

He never shook babies

He never beat ladies

Jesus I was evil

Jesus I was evil