Okay, I'll tell you the truth
And I said unto him
The meaning of life is so much more
Than anything I could explain
He told me he doesn't
Oh no he doesn't understand
Why should I blame him
He tells me you try to
Let me down
But I found my own way
Back on home
And you tried to push me around
And I got myself back up
Off the ground
Then I told him
Hey man I'm sorry
I didn't mean to hurt you
Then he said
And if you push me again
I'll just push you back
I don't care if you call the cops
And jesus said
That's not nice
No that's not nice
That just isn't nice
To say to anyone
And then he said (not jesus but the man who wasn't nice)
Hey jesus
Get off my front porch
I'll never follow you and your ways
And jesus said
I love you still
I couldn't think of a reason not to
It's okay I'll go ahead and go
I don't care if you don't believe in
What I've been teaching my whole life
Running around in these silly sandals oh yeah
Then
Satan passed on down the road
In his fancy chevrolet
He said he got a deal on it
Even though it's pink
It doesn't reflect nothing
God damnit!