Jesus the Reindeer
Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet,
Cupid, Donder, Blitzen, Rudolph,
Jesus!
It's Jesus the reindeer
Jesus the reindeer
Flying through the snow, oh, oh
Everybody knows
It's Jesus the reindeer
Jesus the reindeer
Flying through the air, oh, oh
See him everywhere
Aries, Cancer, Joey, Chandler,
Sancho Panza, Sarah Palin,
Jesus!
It's Jesus the reindeer
Jesus the reindeer
Flying through the snow, oh, oh
Everybody knows
It's Jesus the reindeer
Jesus the reindeer
Flying through the air, oh, oh
See him everywhere
Flying through the air, oh, oh
See him everywhere
It's Jesus!
Asshole the snowman
Asshole the snowman
Melting in the yard
That asshole went too far