Jiffy Boy
The jiffy boy is on.
Hurry up, he needs a hammer,
Try to knock his head around.
Give a hoot and he'll hit it harder.
I can make a bunch of stuff fly.
I can do a lot for my size.
All and all I'm crazy in the head.
I'm crazy in the end.
I can get dislocated
(Don't try it)
If it hurts, I'll hit it harder.
All and all I'm crazy in the head.
I'm crazy in the end.
I'm crazy don't forget.
The jiffy boy went down,
Hurry up he needs a doctor.
Take the hammer from his head.
Take the hammer from his hand.
Take the hammer or he won't be 'round
Much longer.