Jimmy Olsen's Blues

Well, I don't think I can handle this

A cloudy day in Metropolis

I think I'll talk to my analyst

I got it so bad for this little journalist

It drives me up the wall and through the roof

Lois and Clark in a telephone booth

I think I'm going out of my brain

I got it so bad for little Miss Lois Lane

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Lois Lane please put me in your plan

Yeah, Lois Lane you don't need no Superman

Come on downtown and stay with me tonight

I got a pocket full of kryptonite

He's leaping buildings in a single bound

I'm reading Shakespeare in my place downtown

Come on downtown and make love to me

I'm Jimmy Olsen not a titan, you see

He's faster than a bullet, stronger than a train

He's the one who got lucky, got his cape

Around Miss Lois Lane

I can't believe my dilemma is real

I'm competing with the man of steel

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