Once I turned the TV on
I saw the green grass on the lawn
I don't know why it struck me odd
That life was perfect as a catalog
Ah, I guess I'm just a jealous dog
I walked in to a house of prayer
I didn't feel so welcome there
I was lookin' for the hand of God
When it struck me hard
I was hit by a fraud
Oh, the mean mean mouth of a jealous dog
Oh, the mean mean mouth of a jealous dog
I had a friend with a handsome trait
When he's done with his dinner he'd lick his plate
It's a way of living that I applaud
Like the message in this monologue
To never be a jealous dog
Never be a jealous dog
Never be a jealous dog