Joanna
Remember me Joanna
We were only 17
You took me to places most teenagers had never been
We didn't need no room or bed because we had your car
I asked you if you'd marry me you said no cause one day I'll be a star
High school it was rough on me
I don't think that I was cool
Especially when you dumped me in front of everyone
You called me a fool
Said it's nothing personal
I just wasn't on par
How can I date a big fat loser when one day I'm gonna be a star
You graduated with honors Joanna
While I was on the five year plan
I swore I'd win you back Joanna
Things will be different when I become a man
College was much easier
There was a party every night
But everytime I kissed a girl I saw your face when I turned out the light
Now I'm in the work force I spend night time in a bar
And often when I think of you I wonder
Did you ever become a star
It was Dicky's bachelor party and everyone was there
Man I got so faded that I chipped my tooth when I fell down the stairs
Time for a private lap dance, it wasn't very far
You said Hi my names Joanna, I'm a 50 dollar an hour star
I remember in that play you looked at me in that funny way
I remember in that play give me the bomb, give me the bomb
I remember in that play you looked up at me in that lovely way
I remember in that play give me the bomb, give me the bomb