Jockey Song

[Jockeys] Freaks, freaks, freaks!

We are the jockeys, jockeys are we

We live underground in a fiberglass tree

[Jockey #1] Ha!

[Jockey #2] Ooo!

[Jockey #3] Haha! 'Tween Earth and Hell, we reign supreme

[Jockey #4] On toadstool thrones by a chocolate stream

[Jockey #5] But all is not well in Jockey Town

[Jockey #6] Your renegade horse is making us frown

[Jockey #7] Your horse must lose

[Homer] My horse must lose?

[Jockey #7] No win!

[Jockey #8] No show!

[Jockey #3] No place!

[Jockey #4] Just lose the stinkin' race

[Homer] And what if I refuse to lose?

[Jockey #8] We'll eat your brain

[Homer] My horse must lose!