John Deere Yeller
Is the color of her hair
Caterpillar green are her eyes
All the wisdom in the world
Is between her Byrne Dairy thighs
Cotton candy sweet are the taste of her lips
Like Brigit Bardot are the shape of her hips
Her mind is as blue as the Texas sky
Gonna love that girl "˜til the day I die
Gonna love that girl "˜til the day I die
She's got a voice so clear like the tinkle of a bell
Life without her would be a burnin' hell
Eyes so green, hair so yeller
Praise God almighty I'm a lucky feller
For tender love I'm so grateful
Like beans and rice she's a total plateful
She's a snow cone on a summer's day
I totally love her what more can I say
Totally love her what more can I say