I hate Johnny D.
He's such a fucking geek
Playing all that lame shit
Trying for a new wave hit
Your lame, phoenix is tame
You suck, my life's a rut
Go die, you're why
We know, you fucked beardo
I hate Clyde Geek
Stupid bar where kickers meet
Now he's gone country too
Dog dick face we hate you
Your lame, phoenix is tame
You suck, my life's a rut
Go die, you're why
We know, you fucked beardo
I hate fucked merlins
Cover bands that get girls in
Jetzon boys you fucking dicks
Go to HB and see who kicks
I hated K-15
New wave fonzies think I'm mean
Playing all that lame shit
Catering for new wave hits
Johnny D, Clyde's, Merlin's go die
Johnny D, Clyde's, Merlin's go die