Johnny is a boy he spends all day in a pub
Drinking coffee drinking whiskey
He couldn't live without.
He is just a boy and his life is just a joy
Nobody belived the bottle was
His first joy
Johnny, Johnny if you really dare
Then he met a girl
The one with hemeroids
He tried to lick her ass
She gave to him no choice
Who the fuck are you?
To tell me what to do
Go the fuck away and never cross my way
With drinking all the day
The problems are gone away
He was so confused
Like every other day
He is just a boy
His life is just a joy.