Johnny Makeup
Toot toot! And a beep beep!
You're a coal miner's daughter who turned to the street
And with a toot toot! And a beep beep!
You snorted two hot loads off of the bar seat
In Hello Kitty couture, always the man du jour
I don't know what that means but I'm sure it ain't a bore
Tilly McEloise said she wants to take you to bed
Ambush Makeover really gave you Hollywood cred
HEY JONNY JONNY D-DON'TCHA PUT AWAY YOUR MAKEUP
HEY JONNY JONNY IT'S YOUR WORLD THAT I WANNA SHAKE UP
Hey Jonny you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind
Hey Jonny, Hey Jonny!!!! Toot toot! And a beep beep!
A Dolly Parton tattoo, I talk to you in your sleep It sounds like toot toot! And a beep beep!
It's like Easter in your pants and everyone wants a Peep
Ya little label slut,
you make the tabloids nuts
But if they only knew you couldn't rape a donut
Kiehl's gift bag, what fancy schmancy schwag
But it's that Broadway voice that really makes me gag yeah
HEY JONNY JONNY D-DON'TCHA PUT AWAY YOUR MAKEUP
HEY JONNY JONNY YOU'RE A DREAM AND I DON'T WANNA WAKE UP
I'm really really goin' through it so when are we gonna do it
I grew out all my pubes trying to look like a dude in hopes that you'd someday screw it
I'm reading out like I'm Levar Burton but that's only cuz I'm really hurtin'
Beyonce of V.I.P. I wanna be your wifey cuz when you're flirtin'
Gravy Train!!!! is squirtin'!!!!
I'm living! I'm gagging! You're screening! I'm reading!