I'm walking away
Like Dear Abby told me
I'm walking away
My shrink gave his okay
I'm walking away
The self-help book implored me
I'm walking away
Jubilation day
I'm walking away
My best friends all had warned me
I'm walking away
Even your mom said you were nuts
In my dreams
You wear a red cape and a pitchfork
I'm walking away
Jubilation day
I'm walking away
Let me get my things
I'm walking away
Where'd you hide my banjo strings?
I'm walking away
I'll be over you by lunchtime
I'm walking away
Jubilation day
I'm walking away
Let's always remember the good times
I'm walking away
Like when you were out of town
I'm walking away
But the sex was great
I'm walking away
At least that's what my best friend's brother said
I'm walking away
You know, you're right, we should always stay in touch
I'm walking away
This is your new email address, right? cheatinpsychodishthrowinho.nut
Bye