Just Because You Sleep Next To Me Doesn't Mean You're Safe

Pour some petrol

Through your letter box

Put all my memories

In an envelope

Then set it on fire

Then send it straight to you

When you get it

The least you could do

Is choke on the smoke

And let me breathe again

Because I know I never want to fucking see you again

I watched you burning

With the keys in my hand

You were screaming 'fucking let me go'

As you were turning black

The crowd go wild

And they signal applause

Well done for getting this far

Don't expect an encore when you

Choke on the smoke

Let me breathe again

Goodnight sweetheart

Can you hear what I say?

I broke both your legs

You broke my heart today

You're lying in this bed

With your eyes tight shut

I'm lying next to you

Thank god I just woke up