Just Drunk Enough

I knew it would happen someday

But I never thought that it'd be tonight

Then you walked into the bar

With your new Mr.Right

With that big ol'chip on my shoulder

And Johnny Walker making me see red

I decided I'd walk right on over

And pour him a beer, on his head

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And I know I'll regret this tomorrow

It's just another cross that I'll have to bear

I'm Sober enough to know better

But I'm just drunk enough not to care

I know it's not my proudest moment

But when he swung at my face and just missed

I decided there and then I'd introduce his chin

To my right fist

Then I tipped my hat to my ex-girlfriend

Said "Darlin' you should look nice

For a low down cheatin' dead beatin'

Cold hearted witch, ruin my life

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And I know I'll regret this tomorrow

It's just another cross that I'll have to bear

I'm Sober enough to know better

But I'm just drunk enough not to care

Yeah I know I'll regret this tomorrow

Cause Mr. Right's finally coming up for air

I'm Sober enough to know better

But I'm just drunk enough not to care

I know I'll regret this tomorrow

Instead of leavin' I sat back in my chair

I'm Sober enough to know better

But I'm just drunk enough not to care